Reflections of a First Year

January 20, 2016 by Claudia Houstoun

I’d love to say I waltzed into College on orientation day with breezy flair, but anyone with eyes would have seen my haphazard wandering and thought otherwise. Over last year, though, I  gleaned fragments of knowledge about how this place works. Thus, neatly categorised (but not referenced) I present some vital tricks I learned as a thirst first year.

FOOD

  • If it’s doughnuts for dessert, take as many as you can, in case there’s an apocalypse.
  • Be aware (as I know most of you are) that KFC is 10 minutes away should it be Fasian.
  • Just brunch.

MONEY

  • Take advantage of a good, free home-cooked meal. Note that ‘free’ is the key term here; it doesn’t have to be food, or good.
  • Don’t have a car. If you haven’t heard my $150 seatbelt story, you’re part of a very fortunate minority.

STUDY

  • For a 3am adrenaline rush, leave all your referencing til the last minute.
  • For those with more methodical habits, allow half an hour for Turnitin to receive your assessment, as College Wi-Fi is as reliable as its electricity during a storm.

SPORT

  • This is where Tuesday and Wednesday nights become the perfect procrastination aids.
  • Wearing workout gear everywhere won’t fool people into thinking you’re a hard-core-gym-junkie (I may have tried this already).

SOCIALISING

  • (See first dot-point under ‘Sport’)*
  • ‘Shower parties’ seem to be intrinsic to on-campus culture, although I’m still unsure about what actually defines one. I do know, however, that it varies greatly between Watson and Ella.

And finally, sharing is caring. I’ve learned that girls who play together, stay together. Girls who also eat, sleep, study, cry, laugh, stress, dress and pray together form a bond that comes very close to sisterhood. (I can’t really account for the intricacies of Watson bonding, but I’m thinking along the lines of in-house haircuts and off milk). Something else I’ve learned is the beauty of relationships. Marital ones, if you want to ‘pass’ Avondale, but more importantly, real friendships, and I am so glad to have found these in my #avondalexp.

*It’s a given that “Ball is [social] Life”

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-Sharna Kosmeier

Speed Bumps

January 20, 2016 by Claudia Houstoun

Throughout our entire lives, every single one of us will encounter speed bumps. Life is full of them. Each of us will just be cruising along, living our lives, we’ll go away for a week, and upon our return we will discover that there are now brand-new speed bumps in our way.

They will be erected out of nowhere and continue to stand obnoxiously on our path, constantly slowing us down. What once used to be a beautiful, relaxing and easy road to take will never be the same again.

There will not just be one speed bump either, life will always throw numerous speed bumps at you and the excessive amount that arises from the ground will be maddening. Some may try to go around their speed bumps but life is renowned for then putting bigger, tougher and more dangerous obstacles in their way, such as pylons.

It is a guarantee that you will complain about these newly built nuisances to your friends, colleagues and families and why shouldn’t you? They are an unnecessary disturbance to your once-peaceful life.

The good news is that most speed bumps are not in your life forever. While they are difficult to move and stand permanently obstructing us, one of two things will happen. We will either get used to their presence or after a few years we’ll move away from them. We’ll leave them behind for new people to discover, people that don’t know better for they don’t know a life without these particular speed bumps.

Fortunately in life, the more of these difficulties we face the more resilient we become and the next set of speed bumps will be easier to face. Personally, I thank Avondale for the many ways it has prepared me to face life’s speed bumps.

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– Jarrod Cherry

Jarrod is now finished and would like to be remembered, more than anything else, for starting the now-diagonal parking in Watson car park.

Canberra and Clicktivism [The Micah Challenge]

January 20, 2016 by Claudia Houstoun

“You missed the talent show? Why? It was so good!”

“I was in Canberra.”
“Canberra?! Why would you go to Canberra? Meeting some politicians were you?”

“Well, actually yes.”
12202213_10206981912563041_569155970_n (1)That’s exactly what I was doing. From October 10-12, my IPDS class and I were privileged enough to attend Voices for Justice, a Christian conference devoted to lobbying politicians into action for global development. It was every IPDS student’s dream: a conference full of experts in the field of development work who are passionate about campaigning for change.

But before I continue telling you all about this amazing weekend, let me ask you a question:

What percentage of the budget do you think we give to Australian Aid?

You may be shocked to know that currently only 0.22% of Australia’s budget is going towards aid. That’s 22 cents per $100. Shocking right?! If you’re anything like the majority of Australians in a recent study, you probably thought we gave 16%. And if you thought that, like those in the study you probably also thought that was too much and we should only be giving about 12%.* When you compare these numbers, it’s obvious Australia isn’t doing what it should be by international standards, or what it’s citizens think it should be doing. After all, 0.22% is a long way from the 12% most Aussies think we should be giving.

Since 2000, the international community came together to fight poverty and significant progress was achieved. But it’s not enough. Australia made an international commitment to give 0.7% of our Gross National Income in Aid as part of the Sustainable Development Goals. We are the second wealthiest country in the world and have the fourth lowest level of debt among aid-giving nations, but still we aren’t giving that 0.7% we agreed to give! We are only giving a measly 0.22% after our recent aid cuts of $700 billion+. This means that many similar countries are donating three to four times more than us. That’s embarrassing. It’s not fair to take aid from those who need it.

I’m sorry to hit you with so many facts, but they are just that: facts. Ignoring them won’t change them. You may be sitting there disheartened and wondering what you could possibly do to help. This is where the justice conference comes in (remember that thing I was talking about before I beat you over the head with all those facts?). Instead of sitting around feeling dejected, we were gimicah 3ven the power to take action. Over Saturday and Sunday we attended workshops, participated in simulation activities and prepare
d to meet our local MPs. Yes, we had scheduled meetings to visit politicians in the hope that they would campaign on our behalf in Parliament. We were given the power to try and influence the way this country is headed and to help those who need it most. It also provided a great way to meet Christians from all over Australia, who like me, take Micah 6:8 seriously; seeking to “act justly and to love mercy”.

It was great to find some validation for my degree, something I think we can all use at Avondale, and to campaign for something I am passionate about. The Micah Challenge helped me to confirm why I am studying IPDS. You don’t have to go to Canberra or study IPDS, though, to advocate for those who don’t have a voice. Just don’t be a clicktivist.

SUBSCRIPT: Thanks to my IPDS class who provided thoughtful talking points to help me with creating this article

*Hanson, F. (2011), “Australia and the World,” Lowy Institute for Foreign Policy, p.1

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– Ashley Steele

Tell Ashley your birthday once and chances are she’ll remember it, even years later.

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The College Telegram

May 11, 2011 by The Voice

by Justin Watson

ZAMBIA MISSION TRIP

On the 29th of June 2011, a group of 18 people youth from Memorial church are flying to Zambia to build a church. In 2009 Sheree Moodie and her husband moved to Zambia to start a medical centre, and this is where the group will be staying during their mission trip. Uriah St. Juste will be conducting an evangelical seminar in Zambia to “win more souls for Christ”.

A fundraising concert was recently held at Memorial church to help raise funds for the Zambia project. The evening raised $2,700 in offerings, and an anonymous individual responded to the appeal for $4,000, making a total of $6,700 raised for the church building project.

All the students involved are raising money from their own pocket, so donations are accepted. Anyone wishing to support this cause may contact Mark Lamplough (0411074814) or Brad Moodie (0431330691). Concert DVD’s can also be ordered through the memorial Church office which is open from 9.00 am – 12.00 pm weekdays. All proceeds go to funding for the ministry of the Gospel.

IPLAY MUSIC: NEW TO TOWN

Dai and Lianna Pritchard have been teaching in the Cooranbong area with Peter Dixon at Avondale Music for three years. This year Peter Dixon has decided to concentrate more on the recording side of things and so offered them to opportunity to take on the store.

Dai Pritchard has been guitarist for such greats as Marcia Hines, Olivia Newton John, and Jimmy Barnes, to name just a few. Eight years with the late great Billy Thorpe Band, rigorous touring schedules and TV appearances has steeled Dai into the guitarist of choice for many. Dai has been the Slide guitarist for Angry Anderson’s and Rose Tattoo, and both European and National tours keep Dai extremely busy.

Lianna Rose is currently signed to Australia’s Mushroom Music Publishing. She’s had top 5 radio hits, and her originals have been performed all around the world. Between touring, co-writing and motherhood, Lianna knows the art of being an all-encompassing professional musician.

Combined, Lianna and Dai have much knowledge and advice to offer the Cooranbong Musical community. Enter…..IPlay Music!

DEPARTMENT SWELL

For many years, Avondale’s music department has trained, nurtured and given many amazing opportunities to talented musicians. In 2011, the music department has swelled in numbers and almost doubled in size, with a current 36 music majors.

Avondale Singers have also increased in size, to the current 69 members. Conductor Robb Dennis hopes the group numbers will increase further, for a planned performance of Handel’s Messiah later in the year.

Avondale Singers meets every week, Monday evenings at 7.30 in the Music hall.

Top Ten Signs you have a College Crush:

May 11, 2011 by The Voice

by Sarah-Jo Huber

1. You ask your friends ‘Is my hair ok? Is my hair ok?’ ten times in the space of five minutes.

2. When ‘he’ walks past, you heart leaps and pounds in your chest; when they sit next to you lose your breath (and quite possibly your voice) – one can only imagine if ‘he’ kissed you, you would certainly faint or pass out!

3. While trying to do research for your next essay, you trawl his Facebook page for the 3rd time that week, somehow convincing yourself that checking his Facebook page counts as “important anthropological research into the habits and customs of a highly specialised and evolved alpha male in the modern age.”

4. You’ve considered attending one of those church dinners where everyone holds hands when they say grace, just as an excuse to hold his hand.

5. Applying lipgloss/lipbalm becomes an obsessive ritual –you know, just in case… and is surpassed only by the amount of times you ask ‘Is my hair ok?’ (re. 1)

6. Getting a message on your phone from him feels like the equivalent of winning the lottery. Your friends ask who it’s from and you reply ‘Oh, no one…’ while sporting a huge cheesy smile big enough to swallow the Grand Canyon or Ayers Rock.

7. Your three-times-a-day teeth brushing schedule suddenly skyrockets to a hectic six or seven-times-a-day – you know, just in case… Playing in the background is Hilary Duff, Miley Cyrus, The Veronicas or some other similar extremely “poppy” pop singer filling the air with her songs of love, hope and eternal sunshine/magical moonlight. You sing along loudly and proudly.

8. While waiting in line at the caf you see him at the very back of the line. You suddenly “forget” you left you music books at the piano and realise they’re locking the room in 5 minutes so you hurry outside asking ‘Is my hair ok?’ on the way out and slide into the line next to him. If the subject of the missing music books comes up, ‘er… well the door was locked already’.

9. While waiting in the line at the caf (for dinner this time) you see him in front of you. You “accidentally” bump into him with your tray, then apologise profusely while grabbing the arm that you strategically slammed into and feeling that muscle tone…

10. He asks to borrow a pen. You tell him you love handwritten letters! And then procede to give him your mailbox number/address.

Five additional signs that you have really, really bad crush:

1. You fake drowning, right in front of him. You hold your breath long enough so that he has to perform mouth-to-mouth.

2. When he’s walking past on his way to class you perform the bend-n-snap, Legally Blonde style.

3. As an excuse to get to talk to him for longer, you’ve started to talk reallllly slowwwwly. And softly, so you have to repeat things and yes, hopefully get to talk to him for longer.

4. You get so caught up in the lecture that you don’t take notes and have to borrow his. Actually, you get so caught up in staring at him that you practically miss the entire lecture, and really hope he takes good notes!

5. You have an emergency in the middle of the night, and have to call him for assistance. The actual emergency is that you can’t stand being separated from his irresistible self any longer. The official story is that there was a snake… Right there…

Sacred Marriage

May 11, 2011 by The Voice

Further Reading
by Mitchell Strahan

This month, I’d like to talk about marriage. After all, that’s why we’re all here, right?

Ahem. This one’s for all you romantics out there. So you finished high school, got into a wonderful degree at a wonderful college. You’re possibly following in your parents’ footsteps. You’re passing all your tests, presentations, what-have-you. Life’s looking like it’s going great. What more could you want?

In addition to this, there’s that cute brunette girl/guy who sits across the caf from you, and you SWEAR she/he was checking you out.

Possibly the reason Avondale has such a dating/marriage culture comes down to these things: a group of close-knit students, at similar places in their spiritual life, with the free time between study and basketball to hang out with like-minded members of the opposite gender. Think about it – high school has too much responsibility and raging hormones, and partners are harder to stumble across in the working world. Our carefree college days are the perfect time for this. Get out there, look for others who share your stage in life, with Christ’s guidance.

At some point I’ll talk on the flip side of the coin, divorce, but for now, we’ll segue into the book review on this optimistic note.

Sacred Marriage by Gary Thomas

What if God didn’t intend marriage for making you happy, as much as making you holy?

This is the premise of Gary Thomas’s Sacred Marriage. Oftentimes, we get to thinking that because we picked out the person we marry, we have the right to expect everything from them. This book turns that notion on its head, arguing that at the heart of true marriage lies a spirit of self-sacrifice that, in some significant ways, mirrors that of Christ. Marriage, argues Thomas, allows – nay, forces – us to learn Christlike discipline, and so become more like Him.

Marriage – and to a lesser extent, dating – can show us a lot about ourselves that we would rather not see; our sinfulness, selfishness, desire for self-aggrandisement to name a few. In overcoming these, Thomas writes, we can enjoy both a most fulfilling marriage and an even closer relationship with Christ.

In conclusion, I’d recommend this book to people like starry-eyed first-years, to increasingly worried fourth-years, to those looking to involve God in every aspect of their lives.

Sacred Marriage is available on order from the Adventist Book Centre, and from internet retailers.

How Big is your But?

May 11, 2011 by The Voice

Lifestyle
by Sarah-Jo Huber

Is your but getting in the way of things lately? Perhaps your but is too big for you…. Put away your tape measure ladies and gents. You can’t measure things of this magnitude that way. No, the scales in the fresh fruit and vegetable department at Coles will be of no use either. Or for that matter, the bathroom scales… Step away from the scales…

You’re a bright, fun, creative and ingenious young person with the world at your feet. You’ve seen the ads alerting you to the fantastic possibilities that your new Lynx/Impulse deodorant could open up (apparently it’s ok to mix Lynx with Lynx, but might I suggest you save the mixing Lynx and Impulse for deodorant fights with your brother/sisters/significant others?), and your Mum and Dad have told you that you can do anything you set your mind too. Your lecturers want to see you succeed, your friends believe in you, and Jesus loves you too. Unfortunately though, all of this may not be enough. Something may be holding you back. Let’s just be honest: too many of you have big buts.

Your but is that lazy part of you that cushions you in a state of comfort, allowing you to escape exerting effort, giving you an excuse not to move from your comfy position on the couch of ‘normality’ and safety.

By now you may have realise that no, I have not made a stupid spelling error or typo. (I’m happy to admit that I’ve never been quite cool enough to be able to be able to type words “lyke dis” and not come across as a complete tool/cretin/retard.)

What I’m talking about is the tendency we have to manufacture big ‘buts’ to get out of things that might jostle us from our comfort zone, or require some sort of step of faith. Symptoms of ‘big but syndrome’ include rejecting opportunities, making constant excuses, continual procrastination, and failing to exercise faith in our own abilities/the goodness of humanity/ the ‘God factor’ to pull us over the line in a particular scenario.

It is important to be a critical thinker and evaluate situations, weighing up pros and cons. Having said that, don’t let the size of your “but” stop you from dipping a toe into the seas of life so that the waters can be parted for you to stride across!

PS: According to researchers at Oxford University, big butts protect against heart and metabolic problems. There’s hope yet!